Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

Is what happened to Tiffany Thompson six times worse than what happened to Molly Brown? Three times as bad as what happened to Janay Rice? There is no way to escape the message sent here to victims.

What league have you been paying attention to? Visanthe Shiancoe is still the big dick.

I’m pretty ambivilant about this suspension, but I can’t help but wonder if all the talk in the last few years about the power that Jerrah holds around the NFL that Goodell is trying to show he’s still the Big Dick.

A friend of mine living out west was telling me that she expects rural and suburban Oregon to be completely overrun with out-of-towners.

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

Let the Trubisky should start arguments begin.

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

Stop trying to shorten the NBA season, dammit.

63/323=.5. Learn something new everyday!

Cutler hasn’t cared about football in years and was a vocal supporter of a misogynistic, racist, abrasive Presidential campaign yet there was not outcry against signing him. Kap kneeled during the national anthem to protest videos of people actually being killed by police.

hey, billy butler is still gettng paid

Moneyball: How to trick your fans into not abandoning your team for two decades while you spend no money.

The only Boog Powell that matters in baseball today:

This is just a ploy by Beane to drown out the chorus of Boooooooooooos.

First time in years I’ve liked Boomer. When he introduced Tomlinson he made a point of saying San Diego Chargers repeatedly, with a big emphasis on the city and a pause for the crowd to respond.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

When (if) Kaep gets signed, will deadspin staff hold a collective circle jerk? Will Magary broadcast the sounds on his radio show? Do tell!

Got six games for putting ketchup on a hot dog.