The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

is it weird that my first thought upon seeing this image is that if these two kissed their facial hair wouldn't touch each other?

My only Juan Pierre story:

I for one can't see anything bad happening after he just signed a $325 million contract.

Can't wait for him to face Alex Torres.

It's no Cobra...but it's cool...

If any team deserves a mascot who actively hates the organization that employs him, it's the Sixers.

Still, it's probably the best pass made at a Knicks game all season.

Sadly, though, they're not even the worst LA Kings jersey of all time.

How do you feel about the Kings' white pants?

Hot take.

Does he need the sweatshirt to remind himself of who he is?

Come on, Magic. He's got a long way to go until he meets Kidd's domestic abuse numbers.

The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

Something about this smells...

Unfortunately, there are some pieces of the past that they cannot sell, no matter how hard they try.

For the start of the 2029 season, the Yanks will introduce hexadecimal numbers on uniforms.

That's the Lexington Legends hat. Minor League team for the Astros I think.