Indonesia has a lot in common with the Mets, they also give two days of paternity leave before the newborn has to return to work.

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

The fan's standing there straight up, looking up at the ball and never moves toward Adams. No reason for Adams to shove him other than frustration,

Uhh the ball was clearly in the stands which makes it fair game and he pushed him, Reds fan did nothing wrong

I don't care how minor the shove was. You cannot take your frustration out on the fans like that. He needs to be suspended.

And I bet some dickhead usher was still saying "No no no. You can't sit here; your tickets are for the upper deck!"

The Ned Yost Reset: your computer locks up, display frozen, pointer not moving, extremely annoying monotone whine coming from the speaker. You wait at least a month to press restart or the power button.

Sadly, it's not the first time a pierogi race has been disrupted some extended runs.

You mean it wasn't from unsubstantiated gang ties?

So your platform is "I smoke pot."

If the mayoral thing doesn't work out, Ms. Chapman is a perfect candidate for another type of commitment.

Recruit: "Thanks for the drawing coach; it's hanging in my room right now."

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

Joke's on you, Hank!

That's actually MLB's new drug testing sample collector, which makes sure it gets what it needs straight from the source.

Would be really surprised if the Christian conservatives beat the gun nuts. Nothing beats creates a bitchfest after a school shooting.

The two aren't mutually exclusive, y'know

In defense of the Dodgers, their standard price package includes displaying the entire pre-nup at the bottom of the screen.

It looks like Frank McCourt raised the price high enough to discourage people from making the same mistake he did.

For $38.50, the Pittsburgh Pirates will display your proposal message on their scoreboard, the cheapest available option