The Vikings will draft this guy in the 4th round.
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His mother ties a pork chop around his neck - this way, at least the dogs will play with him.
Just officially name LeBron the head coach and get it over with, Lakers.
I haven’t been this excited since Boutros-Boutros Ghali was named Secretary General of the UN.
Oh, I’m sure. I grew up in North Dakota, so I hated shoveling snow as a kid. I went back to visit for Christmas a couple of years ago, and helped my parents dig out of a big blizzard. That was incredibly satisfying, too. But, I know very well that if I were to move back there and have to wake up an hour or two early…
A few years ago, one of my buddies and his wife moved to a cabin in the Santa Cruz Mountains that relied on wood for its heat, and there was plenty of it all over the property that they could just take and burn. I went over there a few times to visit, and helped chop wood.
I haven’t watched the Packers much this year, but a couple of years ago, it felt like 80% of their offensive gain was one of these three things:
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Is he related to this guy?
As usual, the Onion has foretold this: https://sports.theonion.com/college-basketball-star-heroically-overcomes-tragic-rap-1819594970
“Meh”
Not if Rutgers basketball gets him first!
$3 for a great cookie ice cream sandwich!
Matt Patricia looks just like a guy I found sleeping on my couch one morning after a party at my house in college. He looks like he still hasn’t gotten around to showering.
I hope this guy doesn’t get dicked by the justice system.
If there had been text messaging in 1995, Monica Lewinsky would've foretold this.
That was horrible. The Bengals one was pretty bad, too - so much play action and a flea flicker, which are useless if your opponent is experienced.
They say he’s a real locker room Cancer.
Is this guy not at least familiar with the “center” setting?
God, I hated that play, and the whole set of plays that went with it. The one where Herschel Walker pauses to fake the handoff to Hassan Jones was worthless, and the one where Hassan Jones runs the reverse was even worse (Anthony Carter was so much faster!) Thank goodness one could edit the plays for each team.