Before he put that in his hat, his head felt like it was chard. 

Many do not know this, but if you cannot get any fresh salad greens for this purpose, pretty much any other cold lunch will do the trick.

The ballpark isn’t the best, but the big problem with the A’s is that the fans want players they can latch onto, they want to root for something other than laundry. I recall a few years ago they had Jemille Weeks and Kurt Suzuki on their schedule, but Suzuki was traded to Washington and Weeks was sent back to AAA by…

Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.

Jesus - my junior high had a nicer practice field (and correct numbering to boot.)

I feel like there’s a metaphor in here relating to the first overall pick in next year’s draft.

Not true. With that severance check the Niners cut him a couple of years ago, he bought a 1987 GMC Conversion van from Bindle Bob for $850 and one of his sideline jackets. It only had 120,000 miles on it - good deal!

“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”

I went once, and had the Vietnamese Pork Chop. It was so good I nearly came in my shorts. However, my wife and I racked up a $160 bill for not much, so, yeah, fuck that.

But, you are required to dribble your brisket on the floor 245 times before you can take a bite.

Mayor McCheese is holding a press conference soon.

Sid Bream agrees.

I have a feeling that if I were 23 an single again, LA would be a fantastic place to live and party for a couple of years. But, after that, forget it.

The only wrestler ever involved with “Deep State”:

And came really, really close to winning the election anyway.

Well, now we know why Irsay's car had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint…

I agree - if only because Dwight has intact Achilles tendons.

What's the over/under on total technical fouls for Draymond and Boogie next season?

Now, the question is who is coming with him. You know he didn’t agree to go there without some company joining him.

Oh, lighten up! You're so crabby.