If I were a part of the brass of a team trying to lure in LeBron this summer, I’d offer to make him the first player/GM. I mean, he kinda is already, right?

I love the clip of it. If I had video skills, I’d put it on a loop put to “Yakkity Sax”.

Wakanda F.A., too.

“I’m hiring you as my economic advisor!” - Trump

God, that would be awesome. Can we get Jerry Jones in there, too?

Also, the Cavs had 19 offensive rebounds, the Warriors had four. I doubt that happens again.

The Cavs should’ve subbed in someone who isn’t afraid to shoot - like Kristin Shepard!

Um, it’s a basketball game. Nobody was in danger. Any other team would’ve done the same.

Um, they probably just took the Cavs best punch and somehow survived it. What should they do - self flagellation?

Poor LeBron - he should probably have a word with the GM that built this team.

However, all that salt will force them to find a new source of drinking water.

Durant was also surprisingly mediocre by his standard: 8-22 with 26 points, and only 1-7 from 3.

Indeed - high motor, high basketball IQ as well.

Naw - hoops were too integrated in Pistol Pete’s day for those Rose-Heads. 1950 Minneapolis Lakers - Make Hoops Great Again!

Nobody’s commenting on how this Finals marks the true end of an era - James Jones is not playing in June for the first time since 2009.

Wow - and this after they had finally finished repairing all the damage when the Sharknado hit Citi Field almost four years ago.

We do know for sure that Chansey’s eggs are eaten. And I’m sure an Eggecute omelette is delicious.

The Giants’ hair game would stand favorably even at the Minnesota State High School Hockey tournament. Look at some of his teammates:

Volcanos - especially Krakatoa:

The one thing I remember about Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals (as well as Game 6) was that Harrison Barnes was so ice cold from three that Cleveland didn’t even bother guarding him after a while, which freed up a defender elsewhere. Barnes kept getting wide open looks from three, and kept missing them. God, had he just…