“He’s got getting away from ICE speed!” - Gus Johnson

The last guy I saw do that was King Ralph!

+20K Pakistani and Bangladeshi men.

Yep - she’ll just have to say “Iraq home tonight.”

Yeah - when I read the first one, Iran away.

These puns are so bad they are hurting my Bahrain.

“Grand Duchy” would’ve worked, too.

Question - which Cavs team surrounding LeBron is worse - 2017-18 or 2008-09?

...Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

He’s an absolute beast. This was one of my favorite moments from the Winnipeg-Nashville series - and there wasn’t even a penalty for this.

Have you watched any Warriors games this year? They’re usually down five or so at half. If they are tied, the game’s basically over.

I think the turning point in this game came in the first quarter when Harden came down on Kevon Looney’s foot and twisted his ankle. He sat for a few minutes, and although he came back and looked fine, the Rockets never really recovered from that.

The Rockets D on that Klay Thompson 3 after the over and back reminded me of the Baumer:

Agreed - I was into hockey when I was in college, but kinda forgot about it as I went on with life. A few years ago when I started reading Deadspin, I really started to get into it again because it reminded me how great it is. Keep up the great work, Lauren!

Hot n’ fresh out the kitchen.

Until you need a babysitter. That might sabotage things.

Al (R)Attles

Whenever a vehicle falls a long way in a movie, there’s an explosion.

Great idea - the last time nukes and reptiles were mixed, it turned out oh so well:

This is all because the Dodgers peed in their pool, isn’t it?