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Computer/Gaming Chiar?

Computer/Gaming Chiar?

I’m just pleased that everyone seems to be aware of the certain ornithological piece.

He did do something with a Packers helmet once.

Pictured: the only bird I care for.

God, I’d love to hear his accent.

Well, let me REALLY blow your mind:

Oh well - the DeVos family (who own the Magic) are busy screwing American school children out of a chance to win. I guess it kinda evens out. Well, not even close.

True, but Tormun, er, Turner, could’ve wowed him with stories about the giant babies he and Brienne of Tarth would have together.

Yes! I hope he travels to Uppsala before the season begins and sacrifices a cow for an auspicious new season.

Mark Rypien, too. And Kapp didn’t win.

Very true - look at 30 for 30, after all.

Perhaps DeVos and her family should #sticktosports and focus their energies on what they’re good at - putting mediocre Orlando Magic teams on the court.

Oh, wait...

And Dude, keeping an amphibious rodent in city limits, well, that ain’t legal, either.

They peed on his fuckin’ rug.

What?!?! Does he have Che poster on his wall?

Hey, they have a really, really cool mall there.

UPDATE: We have a suspect.

The aisle seat is so overrated. You are trying to take a nap, your head bobs to the side, and somebody walks by and rubs their ass all over the top of your head, or the drink cart side checks it. I hate it.