Instead of snarking each other, the Sharks and ESPN should focus on what they have in common. For example, making an embarrassment of themselves whenever they get involved in words ending with -layoffs.

More of this shit, Deadspin? Goddammit

I'm impressed. Having a shirt like that requires a lot of spunk.

This is glorious. I love this. ESPN has become such a mockery of itself as of late. They're taking hits left and right, nowadays. Between the piss poor analysis, the refusal to do their job (you know, cover sports!) in lieu of gossip, the subjects that they feel the need to just hammer through our skulls (Tebow/NY/BOS…

So all young baseball players should show unnecessary respect to alleged steroid user Louis Gonzalez? To quote Alexander Hamilton, "Fuck that happy horseshit."

So Deadspin is outraged when sportscasters comment on someone's photo in the Body Issue, but have no problem with someone knocking over a person with a baseball bat. Okay, got it.

Hey man, does the post really need two fish fucking jokes?

He can’t stop fucking my friends, in my house.

I don't know, if he offered to take care of her, but was arrested before he could follow through, I'd have to give him a blown save.

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

Well, if she's in Cobb County lockup, there's only one person she really needs to be afraid of:

No one is going to mention how it is ironic for a Minnesota player, after all those years of the Metrodome and lost fly balls, loses a fly ball in a dome?

This wouldn't have been a positive story during the John Cooper era.

Gio Gonzalez Friends & Family is why MCI went under.

Things got really awkward during the invasion when Kris, in self defense, starting throwing things at Anna which she promptly hit 500 feet with her metal baton.

She must have been expecting Kris to pull a gun on her too ... because she was allegedly wearing a bulletproof vest at the time of the alleged assault.

Anna arrived and immediately whipped out an "expandable metal baton," threatening to hit him.

Prince Fielder suddenly wishes he could go on a rehab assignment...

Pictured: The only means by which Jose Valverde can still put some mustard on it.

The best laid schemes of Tice and men, well, just Tice really