Big John Studd

A sexless marriage where your wife is having sex with everyone but you.

Hey, at least the Browns don't build up their fans' expectations, and then punch them in the stomach! Would you rather be rejected when asking a girl for her phone number at a bar, or left standing at the altar on what was supposed to be your wedding day?

It always pisses me off when different websites make the "worst draft picks of all time" lists and leave Underwood off. The guy should be number one! Yes, Ryan Leaf and Tim Couch were disasters, but at least they took the field for the team that drafted them!

When the Browns moved out of Cleveland in 1995 and became the Ravens, the agreement was that Cleveland would get an expansion team, and would get to keep the team name, colors, and records. The Ravens were starting fresh in that way.

For San Francisco, a seagull shitting on a fan.

The one for Oakland should have an overflowing toilet.

Gomes did play for the A's last year, and I'm sure has lots of friends on the team. I guess that may be why for him.

Wow - I didn't know that Buddy Ryan had a job as the Twins' bullpen coach!

When I go to AT&T Park, I usually just have seagull shit thrown at me. A banana would be an improvement.

He probably would still be playing, and would have hit 56 Home Runs last year.

Perhaps Peralta can spend his time off learning how to actually spell his first name.

Reddick is what I get when I eat Hot Cheetos while watching porn.

The funny thing is that Braun is possibly the least muscular guy in this picture.

We all know Sapp has hit a Blount or two in his day.

Well, the guy did hit 32 homers last season, so power is not unexpected from him. He's had a season-long slump, basically. Hopefully that isn't what turned it around so suddenly.

Throw if a few legendary European soccer coaches - Alex Ferguson, Jose Moreno, etc -good times!

I was in Shanghai in October of 2000 - the halfway point of this gif - and it's just staggering. At that time, it was said that something like 60% of all of Asia's high-rise cranes were set up in Shanghai, and they were building furiously. I would love to go back and see how much it has changed at the street level.

What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun.

I feel your pain on the Vikings trading away draft picks - the Herschel Walker trade has ruined us forever.