Great point - there needs to be a 30 for 30 on this.

I am a teacher, and when I get summoned for Jury Duty during the summer, I always ask to be called back six months later. No way I'm giving up my summer vacay to sit in some stuffy courtroom! And it's perfectly legal.

Shouldn't every ESPN reporter and Sports Center Anchor be listed as a Yankee beat writer?

Rock on London! Rock on Chicago! PEDs - they're the breakfast of champions!

I could listen to that guy talk for hours and hours and hours. He will be missed deeply.

Ty Cobb, for sharpening his spikes and for beating a fan in the stands.

The Yankees need to get better lineup cards! Every other team uses something nicer than a plain piece of paper and Microsoft Word!

Baggerly is best. Amy G is most photogenic, without a doubt, but her softball interviews are best when muted.

Slusser and Lee are both excellent.

And Theodore Roosevelt.

To be more accurate, North should go first, East second, West third, and South fourth. J-E-S-T! Jest! Jest! Jest!

Did Pacman confuse Machado for a stripper?

That's the last piece remaining from the Johan Santana trade. Now, there is literally nothing left, save the "player to be named later".

I would hate to see that. Think of the poor fans of the Albany Patroons and the Tri-City Chinook.

I think they are all just jealous of him.

Eight former Twins wearing other teams' uniforms at this year's All Star game. Kind of makes you want to throw up, and then gargle with bleach, doesn't it?

Just like so many other players, he had to leave the Twins, and then he starts excelling again. Eight former Twins were on the All Star roster this year, wearing different uniforms. Liriano could have been the ninth.

I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day that the Geneva Conventions were signed. I just hate this day. True torture of POW fans know what I mean.

The way I've always dealt with PI is that I take a shower, scratch the affected area until it bleeds, and then clean it off with rubbing alcohol. Itching is the least of your problems then.

Most underrated Metallica song Orion is.