I love it! Bollywood meets transmission repair!

Skip Bayless' head just exploded. What will they talk about on First Take?

Actually, I almost forgot about Teddy Roosevelt. How darest I do that?

Wow - that's the best idea to come out of the GOP since Lincoln's days, perhaps. Please do it, Congress!

The dreaded "sideways 8" as his E.R.A. He's a long way from the Sanchez that threw the no-hitter in 2009.

I do. Jeremy Affeldt saved the day for San Francisco that night.

And the real miracle is that the ring wasn't intercepted during the proposal.

They just may have another shot at him in the 4th round.

Three cracks!

If the Vikings pick Teo right now, I will have a similar reaction.

Blair Thomas!

Jeff Lagerman!

So glad that the Vikings did not pick Manti Teo. I was worried that the next "Loveboat" party would have imaginary hookers.

Wow - if the NFLPA only had half the teeth that the MLBPA does.

What a revolutionary idea!

They have gazillions of dollars. Doing this would be a drop in the bucket for them.

Great screen name!

Such as US Americans.

But seriously - he was terrible, even without the cuss words. He doesn't seem qualified to anchor a high school news cast in BF nowhere, let alone a professional newscast.

Nope. No room at all.