I think the article sums it up pretty well, but do you have the same visceral reaction against inkjet printer cartridges? Everyone knows that the peripherals market is a massive industry worth billions of dollars. If you're a top manufacturer like Apple, why wouldn't you introduce some propriety in your own…

Cracking open a goddamn bottle of beer. Xanadu.

Whatever. With all the science that happened this weekend, I won't be impressed with anything ever again unless an Austrian jumps out of it.

Sir Isaac Newton disagrees with you. Mr. Baumgartner is reaching the ground, in one way or another, no matter what. Whether he is still alive when that happens is a different matter entirely.

Coming from behind! Really?

Knew this had to be in and/or around Dallas just from reading the headline.

Yes, but what a beautiful stadium we have!

Nah, just having a bit of fun. But there's generally an inverse relationship between the shelf life of long term franchise characters and film quality. Object lesson: Burt from Tremors.

Resident Evil: Retribution a/k/a Milla Jovovich's money assembly line.

Saints Guy's horrifying visage is second only to Steelers Guy's irksome Juggalo-like quality.

The time it takes to break from a task, answer an email, and return to work is staggering. I wouldn't be surprised if whole hours of my day evaporate in this fashion.

"Eat up Martha."

Why does the original Certificate of Title for Ivars Blumenau showing the car was titled in Georgia bear a certified copy stamp from Florida?

If only somewhere in the hallowed halls of Gawker Media there was a man with some experience with the market value of photos of an athlete's penis. If only...

There was an amazing article on Slate a while back about Lego and their quality control standards. Essentially, every Lego brick is manufactured within such a high degree of tolerance and quality, that virtually any standard brick ever made will fit perfectly with any other standard Lego brick ever made ever, assuming…

Clearly you've not been to some of the seedier Chinese restaurants in Bellaire.

Why does King hate the film?

It's not like they just tossed her an old Red Rider and told her not to shoot her eye out. Check out how expensive that thing is. http://www.pyramydair.com/s/m/Feinwerkbau_700_Aluminum_Blue/1030;jsessionid=8E1A6075AD1BD199F00F42EDE3855E1A.app02

Wait, how many times did that shark jump?

In Texas, we can buy most of that haul at Academy faster than it would take buying it over the internet.