Scorching hot weather take, right here.

They don't make Lone Star in Texas anymore? Jesus. What a fucking farce.

Is everyone aware that the AP reporter/Eagles beat writer who keeps busting the NFL on this story is, in fact, a former contestant from WETv's Marriage Bootcamp: Bridezillas?

South Park Jerry Jones is the best Jerry Jones.

Exemplar of virtue Reggie Bush condones harsh discipline for even the littlest rule breakers.

Seiko watches are not "fashion" watches insofar as they make many of their own movements and are exceedingly well built. The Seiko 5 movement in particular is widely regarded as one of the best movements in its price range. A smartwatch that you have to charge nightly and stare and tap at to use isn't "better" than…

I think of ridiculous things to e-mail Drew Magary for the Fun Bag, like, every day. Unfortunately, all of those stupid mind grapes fall from the vine when I'm on the shitter at work. Drew, what percentage of Fun Bag inquiries are either presented to you from or involve a toilet?

This is the Goatse website everyone's been talking about? I don't get it. It's just a guy on a boat.

Are there snow-capped mountains in Bibb County, Georgia?

Nearly nude women prancing about between commercial breaks as genetic hyper-mutants smash their brains into pulp for millions of dollars: educational family programming.

The sum total of all nuclear waste produced since the first commercial nuclear reactor went online in the 1950s is so small it could fit on a single American football field from endzone to endzone at just over 4 feet high. That's compared to the billions of tons of pollutants emitted into the atmosphere every year…

The democratic opponent is a state senator named Leticia van de Putte. She's an empty shirt, and doesn't stand a chance.

The democratic opponent is a state senator named Leticia van de Putte. She's an empty shirt, and doesn't stand a chance.

That's a good catch. I loved that book and even the hokey ass TV movie with Tim Curry. This movie looks really promising.

The reason for the perceived vilification is there's nowhere near enough research to qualify every person's normal social anxiety into a diagnosed mental disease or disorder. Human interaction is very difficult and very complex. Most people don't do it right because we are a complex social animals. But just because a…

Annnnd no. No a zillion times. Who the hell cares what this guy's problem was? He violated the personal space of someone who didn't respond to his advances and couldn't take a hint. The fact that he's a social nincompoop is suddenly his victim's fault? Why is it her responsibility to be nice to him when he was…

You figured right.

During the pre-game broadcast, Warren Sapp made a general ass of himself by putting on his Bucs jersey and then chanting "Put on a jersey!" while dancing around the stage. It was completely asinine.

Because most recipes, in my experience, assume you know how to properly apply the techniques required to complete the dish. Some people don't know that, and most recipes don't teach you how to use the techniques.

It wasn't a trial; it was a hearing to finalize a divorce decree. Also, all parties had notice so there is no due process violation, and nothing in the Texas Rules of Civil Procedure actually requires hearings to take place within a courthouse.