This is pretty abstract/obscure, but when I think of Peyton as an offensive coordinator I think of a scene in Band of Brothers involving Major Winters after being promoted from company commander. He's screaming at his incompetent successor while watching a battle disastrously unfold and starts charging in to replace…

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

How 3rd world of them! See, in America when a furry old dog that nobody wants anymore wanders onto the field of a major sporting events opening ceremony, they let him do the coin toss.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

All you can eat shrimp, huh?

This is the dumbest fucking comment I've seen on the internet in a very long time.

But how would he have done in Bo Ryan's system?!?!

The only way this comment could have been better is if you had started with, "I'm not a Kansas fan, but".

Fog Bowl more like FROG Bowl

Yes, if only our brains were somehow equipped to judge relative speeds of two moving objects within ten yards of us. Gosh, I bet that would be a real help, whether crossing the street against the light or delivering an unnecessary and illegal hit to a linesman costing your team a touchdown. Dare to dream, right?

Time was running out. They had to get to practice. So wide receiver Thomas James pulled out the $5 to cover the batteries and a video cord they needed, waved it at the surveillance camera above the cash register and laid it on the counter. [. . . ] It gets better. One of them took 80 cents out of his pocket and laid…

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

It's too bad the play of Bubba Smith didn't inspire Skip to pursue a football career. I, for one, thought he'd have been a good addition to the 1970 Marshall team.

I just figured Skip was too busy being a high school basketball star (1.4 ppg) to watch any college football.

When Goldy shows up at weddings he at least dresses the part. Show some god damn class, Brutus. He'll also spin his head upon request, which is just good fun for the kids.

[several months ago]