This post has immediately made me a fan of Adequate Man. Great advice!

It seemed to me that Calipari did little to refute that those temptations were out there, rather just justified everything they (Kentucky Basketball) do to protect their players from the "Hip hop, rap stuff, & hustlers". I mean in the interview, Cal literally gives credence to what O'Reilly claims when he says "Why…

I like me some Raftery but he did say "Aaron Craft has angelic confidence" yesterday.... I mean, seriously?

Since I'm thought to be just a novice in the kitchen by my family, I was only entrusted to bringing appetizers. Any suggestions on some delicious pre-meal fare that will distract me from the mind-numbingly boring conversation going on around me?

This alone validates my 50 visits/day to deadspin

That's nothing, I'm a MN sports fan, that's courage.

Awesome article. I've lived in numerous places around the midwest including Detroit and I can honestly say Honeybee is my favorite grocery store I've every shopped at on a regular basis, so I definitely appreciate the shoutout.

Agreed.

I loved Percy when he was on the field but I agree with everything you said. Never stayed healthy and thought of himself way too highly. A 1st rounder in itself was the best that could have come out of this situation.

+1

My money's on Johnny Knox

The Vikings had a better record without Harvin last year and they got a surprisingly decent hall for a guy who has never played close to a full season, and was clearly at serious odds with the organization. So stop being a dick.

Wait so it was a picture of someone of latin descent whom through the alleged bottle? Your racist/ignorant rant most likely written from your fallout shelter confuses me.

Meh, the first tweet looked like the guy was serious, but the others either looked like they were being sarcastic or just attempting some lame smack talk

A noble spirit embiggens even the smallest Horsewoman.

"Eagle River, Wisconsin is another small midwestern town that builds an ice palace every year." Uh so wait... are you saying that St. Paul, the capital of Minnesota, is a small midwestern town?

I was saying boo-urns....

es muyi bueno!

I've gotta agree with Kluwe on this. Being a MN fan my whole life, Tubby is doing just what munson did before him. This team plays a nonconference schedule where they pile up wins, and then they falter in the big ten and finish around the middle.