Pfft. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the black cat.

Just gonna say it, Bill and Melinda Gates are cool people who know that their mark left on the world will not be computers, but philanthropy.

She's a beautiful woman but dear god, she needs to work on her craft.

The Catholic church is never going to get there, sexy new-age Jesuit pope or no. But, "The Episcopal Church Welcomes You" is more than just a motto. Catholic Lite is the way to go.

Lol, my grandmother made us promise not to put any underpants on her when she was buried. She said she just wouldn't be able to sleep—-they would choke her.

In fact, this is just a press conference for your romantic life. It's an announcement, maybe with some refreshments. It's a party. ...It's supposed to be fun.

Exactly. It's just the tone of articles like this (and so, so many that have been on Jezebel in the last few months) that bother me because they're constantly telling the bride what to do in a way that seems to assume she will be a bitch about it if she doesn't get this advice. I think nothing could be farther from…

And the joke made a soft whistling noise as it flew over your head.

Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.

I dislike it in the sense that she seems to be trying WAY too hard to get attention while also acting as if she is so above her audience. I'm pretty sure if I met her, I'd dislike her and want to end the conversation quickly.

What people don't seem to understand about Scientology is that I'd say the vast majority of the celebrities who are Scientologists are not these "loonies" who believe in Scientology—but rather that Scientology is just the most glaring signal of pretty much everything that is super fucked up in Hollywood. Hollywood is…

I'm don't think this is serious. Well, I hope not. It's hard to tell from this picture. But I think they are just making a tongue and cheek reference to the late Vogue editor Diana Vreeland who in her earlier days used to write an audacious fashion column called " Why don't you.." with interesting fashion suggestions.

He may not be handsome but Lyle is much cooler than Julia will ever be and at that time he was at the top of his game. I'm guessing Julia realized that and it started to bruise her ego so she left.

Only one complaint about the show. They all call her Pennsatucky. It's Pennsyltucky (with an L.)

One scene I didn't really understand was when track star woman and Yoga decide to stick a nail into the outlet. Yoga receives an electrical shock (which seems to be the point) and suddenly emerges from her depression.