I, for one, will not be surprised when Ron DeSantis signs into law the “Don’t Blame Rising Sea Levels On Human Caused Global Climate Change” Act that will put anyone in jail for mentioning this and give immunity to wingnuts who commit crimes against anyone who does.

Yet, they keep voting for people who protect that system.

And meanwhile the Governor is talking about restricting voter rights and building a border wall. Coincidence?

I heard rumor that over the winter Texans were dying with excitement over their freedumbs.

The wealthy ownership class of the Texas electrical grid want the power to adjust your home temperature at will. “Gotta keep our pockets filled at peak efficiency! If the profits stumble a bit, we’ll let the people suffer to balance it all out again.”

Short term band-aid... can we have more reservoirs as part of the infrastructure bill? Put some of them in “red states” to help get Republican votes.

Unfortunately/fortunately, there is a solution to help address some of this. But it’s not cheap. Billion-dollar infrastructure required. First, the heat itself is an easy ally. Focus and concentrate it to produce electricity. Use that electricity to desalinate sea water and pump it (yes, really) through reverse…

Yeah, this child that dehydrates at 78° seems like a very first-world type of problem.

Not really fair. We’re in terms of service overload. Everything has one, they’re all 15 pages long, they’re all 95% the same and the words are English but the language isn’t.

“The agreement states that in exchange for an entry into sweepstakes, electric customers grant permission for the program’s operator, EnergyHub, to control their thermostats during periods of high energy demand.”

If your family is sweating at 78 degrees and you’re worried about them dehydrating, you and your fellow penguins need to move back to Antarctica.

In other words, Texas consumers too stupid to read the contracts they’re signing.  

Well... its Merica, so I can only assume some other money hungry power company is going to step up to the plate, and charge people stupid fucking amounts of money for power!.....

And it’s only mid-June. The worst is still ahead of us. Things are going to get really, really, bad come August.

I imagine the first cop was like, “OK, I’ll just stroll by, slap this fucker on, and move along without her noticing.” But eventually word got around the precinct and everybody decided they wanted to play The Wire, too...

“Three in the morning? In...

Nope, you put it on the local ‘grandma car’ that only goes to Walmart and church, preferably a car that is parked where yours is where you live.

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state. 

Isn't that technically what any gas stove is? I mean, yeah, you could start a grease fire, but plenty (read millions) of people use a gas stove every day and don't set their house on fire. 

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