Does the 4:48 for South Carolina include the time it takes to restrain the horse?

I didn't take it as the man was illiterate, just that he couldn't read English.

It's not a separate card. Your drivers license will be (mine already is) REAL ID compliant. So, when you go to the bank or the 7-11 (where they may ask for your drivers license to buy alcohol or use a credit card) they can scan and capture your personal data from the card.

Terrell Owens and Richard Sherman.

If these two met on the field, a singularity would occur.
Would form a blackhole of douchebaggery.

No, passengers care about the cheapest ticket.

Oh waiter, ban please!

Studies look pretty good. Here's a wrapup from Indian Academy of Neurology. Apparently Alzheimer's rate in India is 4.4x less than in US.

I am keeping my fingers crossed diabetes will kill me before dementia sets in!

Solar power is more dangerous than it's worth. Solar spills are much worse than harmless, natural, good christian, oil spills.

Yeah, Laphroaig is definitely my favorite Scotch.

Both Scotch and bourbon are great drinks for men and women alike!

According to my superreligious family, it's been the end times since I was about 2.

@Canoehead: I live in Canada and have free health care and very affordable education, I was trying to give voice to the millions of American's who you've selfishly left in the dust... Never mind your probably too preoccupied with reality TV to care about what I was expressing...

So my kids aren't getting health care or an affordable education, but we can now attack more people from farther away.. And I thought we were misguided...