Terrell Owens and Richard Sherman.

If these two met on the field, a singularity would occur.
Would form a blackhole of douchebaggery.

Studies look pretty good. Here's a wrapup from Indian Academy of Neurology. Apparently Alzheimer's rate in India is 4.4x less than in US.

I am keeping my fingers crossed diabetes will kill me before dementia sets in!

According to my superreligious family, it's been the end times since I was about 2.

@Canoehead: I live in Canada and have free health care and very affordable education, I was trying to give voice to the millions of American's who you've selfishly left in the dust... Never mind your probably too preoccupied with reality TV to care about what I was expressing...

So my kids aren't getting health care or an affordable education, but we can now attack more people from farther away.. And I thought we were misguided...