I’ve had ptomaine poisoning (food poisoning) twice, both times from the same place, both times from the same thing (a tuna sub). Yes, I’m partially to blame for returning to the same place and ordering the same thing, although the two incidents were nine months apart. I never reported either of the incidents to the…

“I’d have just shot the fuckers 2 or 3 times in the back, as they were running away.”

Down here is Lower, Slower, Delaware, RAPA is king (it’s made here), but there are other local brands that are pretty damned good. Scrapple: Everything, but the oink!

I’m stealing your comment for my own. Just lettin’ ‘ya know in advance. Thanks!

She didn’t marry him for hi$ language skill$.

Today’s announcers think they are broadcasting on the radio, not TV; they never shut-the-fuck-up! I mute the TV 75% of the time during a game because I just can’t take the persistent “monkey chatter” from these asshats.

Trump tweets about Syria and Obama’s lack of leadership:

“Saged Event” AKA: The Trump Cirque Du Soleil

Mary should ask her credit card company to increase her credit line to $30K+. She only has to call them, go over her debts and income, possibly send some income verification such as current pay stub or 2015's W2, and bingo, issue resolved.

The Devil does not have enough fire and brimstone to make this fucker suffer ‘till the end of time when he finally makes it to Hell.

I volunteer at a local hospital Monday and Wednesday mornings, starting at just after 5 AM. I always record the night games and watch them when I get home at about noon. I do my best to avoid hearing scores. Unfortunately, I hear the Colts/Patriots score and decided the game was so lopsided, I didn't want to watch it,…

I'm attempting to drink myself to death well before dementia sets in. Happy Hour starts in 34 minutes!