The ghost of Joan Crawford was too busy yelling at her agent to "get her a damn story on the Jezebel NOW!" to be reached for comment.

Nope, you're right. I was super bummed to see that was hetero-d over, at least according to the description above. A not-straight superhero movie is still too much to hope for I guess?

She will play the most glamorous shuffleboard ever. :)

Hey, Just wanted to send a message of support. I have actually been in a very, very similar situation. People talk about “getting clean” and “getting professional help” (I was a dual diagnosis situation) as if it’s the end all be all. I think that a lot of relapses occur when people are faced with the “fall out” of…

You made me choke on my lunch. Hilarious. #everyonebutLassie

Please, PLEASE tell me that Dave's Pet Food and Soda city is still alive and kicking. :)

This seriously sums up how I feel about pretty much life in general now. Stories like this don’t help. I pack my lunch everyday, pay through the nose for therapists to ask me "How that makes me feel" have a change jar, live under constant fear of being fired, have pretty much given up on the concept of retirement…

YES!!! Now, I'm off to find one where she kicks off her shoes and/or rolls around on the ground.

Yeah, I think that jealousy has something to do with it, but there’s also something to be said for those that have received help their entire lives, but conveniently forget about it when looking at others. I have a friend who, after years bouncing around from one job to another (without much, if any, success), moved…

Girl, L’Donika gives WAY better advice than Iyanla. She has lived it all! She fixed my credit, my relationship and gave me a shapeup - all in her kitchen.

This topic makes people very, very uncomfortable. And I don't say

Between this and seeing “I Am Big Bird” earlier this month, Sesame Street is ripping my emotions out and playing the saddest song ever. Having a shit sandwich of a childhood, I really came to see the humans and the Muppets on Sesame Street as friends. When even my mother (my only parent) wasn’t a safe adult, the…

His voguing is kind of on point, IMHO. I'd like to be the first to sign up for the House of Tatum, please.

WOW. You really dodged a bullet there, in a lot of ways. In addition to not getting a severance, you would have also had a very hard time getting unemployment - the PIP serves as proof that you were “warned” about the performance issues that “led” to your dismissal. Of course, you can still appeal if your company…

Seriously though...what is it with the “exactly on time” rule? We pretty much have to follow that at my workplace now (it's not a written rule, but you are straight up HARRASSED if you come in pretty much more than 15 mins early). I'm the kind of person that can't take phone calls, and start working as well as eat my…

OMG Uncle Jesse! Perfect. Like, totally perfect.

Brian Unger, Bryan Batt and Kurt Russell (yep, even now) and ETA Henry Rollins (especially now, with grey hair). And I mean ANYTHING.

OMG, I came here to say the exact. same. thing. Like, I could not imagine being the prop guy on that movie and having to stock that closet. :/

What I took from your comment is that you have, in all likelihood, seen Kurt Russell shirtless in real life, and for that I am ETERNALLY JEALOUS. :/

HA! At least now we know that she really meant 365 Days a Year. Givin' Mario, Luigi and Yoshi that same ole love!