He seriously makes the best of EVERYTHING. Like on the Booze Train — he made the beanbag chair into a friend. I love that kid...er, I mean character. They are fake and Linda is not actually my drinking buddy — even though I drink when she does...always.

Your comment needs blinking neon lights. If it had been

A) Amherst, Class of ‘05. Hi There!

I have NO problem at all with Oprah’s face on a bill. I think it’s super appropriate, actually. If there is a face for the possibilities of a capitalist system (as well as philanthropy), it's gotta be her, right?

Maybe this was already explained, but...how is this legal? And if it is not, is there a movement to start some sort of systematic reporting of these places? I’m really confused...there is legislation to prevent manufacturers from making false claims about their products, but this shit can happen? I just had no idea it…

Can Judith Light (the actor or the canine, don't care which) be involved, too?

I totally feel you. My Mom was actually commended as being a "no nonsense", "tough love" Mom when she was, in fact, a monster. But the better I did in school, the less people believed me. Nto to mention the people looking at YOU like you're the bad one because you dare tell someone that your Mother hurts you. FWIW,…

Sounds like we're cut from the same cloth. A million kudos to you for never turning to drugs. I did, and it wasn't pretty (actually amazingly numbing at first, then life-destroyingly terrible) - therapy helped things get better. Just wanted to drop in and tell you I get where you're coming from and you fucking did it,…

I heart you so many times for this comment. I live in the Midwest, and have seen my share of news coverage of several sports riots and never once is the word "thug" used to describe the (mostly white) guys who torch and turn over cars, set fires, cause scenes in bars, etc.

Huh? I'm talking about how terrifying it is, as a black man, to live in a country that allows cops' racist hangups to be an excuse for shooting those like - if not me, God forbid - one day. I don't understand your reply to my comment... :/

Your dog is amazing. Is s/he a Doberman? I love the tiny ears! Are they so soft? Pleeeease tell me they're sooo soft! (My Otis is a Black Lab/Pitbull mix and he has the SOFTEST ears. Dog ears are the best, man.)

It just makes you wonder...at what point do you sit a black child down and go "Hey, so, um...here's the thing. Through no fault of your own, a lot of people are going to fear you. Lord help you if you're male, but you don't have it much better if you're female, truthfully speaking. Good luck!" So fucking sad to think…

I see what you're saying, and I agree with you mostly, but I have to take issue with the fact that you're lumping all of us under a set of behaviors. When I meet someone, I want them to take me at face value, based who I am, and what I do. I, for example, hate noise. I would, truth be told, be the first to call in a…

Holy shit, I would let young John McCain DESTROY me. But he has to wear the flight suit. Or maybe just the parachute harness?

Do we know that? Or is he actually that well-endowed? I'm (for some reason) really, really interested...

"All The Man That I Need."

Just came here to say how much I still miss Whitney Houston. That's all. :(

The fact that it wasn't mentioned in the article makes me feel like maybe I'm getting too old for this blog. :/ Um, she's watching the father of her kid (and her kid, I think) perform. VB and EVH basically had a page reserved in the National Enquirer for years - she's fed up with his drinking! He's fed up with her…

For serious - she was like, in her mid thirties when it came out, right? And wasn't Stephanie Mills (who originated the role) only in her teens? God Bless You, Diana Ross. We need you now...more than ever. Seriously though...where is she? Is she ok?

It's no "Live to Tell", but it's aight...