follow up story: those responsible secretly murdered by me.
Reading some comments on this article are extremely disconcerting to someone who has specialized in immigration. There is a total disconnect between some preconceived notions regarding immigrants/prejudices about immigrants and current/historical immigration policy.
YES WE ARE ALLOWED TO REALIZE THE SEVERITY OF A CRIME AND ALSO LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE RIDICULOUS ASPECTS OF A STORY.
I don't mean to sound cruel or unfeeling, nor am I at all interested in a debate about abortion, but let's just be honest here.
In my experience they've already been looking to trade up long before they're "stolen" away. They don't leave the person they're currently with because they don't want to be single and the person they're with is "better than nothing".
Thank you! Being compared to Tracie isn't really an insult, you know. I was a fan years before I worked here.
I'm sure he was prepped. He probably knew some of the terms and needed to be told others. I would say it would be unusual for a kid that age to give the forecast that fluently- even with prepping.
I went for a really long time where, every time I washed my face, I would wash my eyes and rinse really fast because I was convinced! that someone would be standing behind me when I opened them.
I've seen so many horror movies and read so much Stephen King that usually these stories don't get to me — yesterday's weren't that bad at all, to me — but holy crap if The Next Cabin Over didn't just freak the shit out of me. We also live way back in the woods, and at night it's pitch black out here and I'm always…
I hate all of these kinds of catcalls, but I swear to zombie Jesus, the next time someone says that shit about, "Oh we can't be friends?" I'm gonna be like, "YUP. BESTIES. Let me tell you about what my husband said the other day/my period cramps/how shady someone was being on facebook." And then as they're objecting…
Men aren't entitled to a woman's time or attention. Just because you see her doesn't mean you get to interact with her. It's not rude to ignore rudeness.
Here's the thing. In my experience, I NEVER, literally NEVER see men casually greet each other on the street unless they know each other. These men are throwing out seemingly harmless greetings in hopes you will turn and want to talk. Or they may just want a smile. Sorr,y but I only smile when I feel smiley, not…
Andrew Hawkins played three seasons for the Bengals, but he signed with the Browns this offseason. The wide receiver…
*sigh* same old routine.
I don't know if it was Biden, but somebody has been jerking off in that box.
You know whose job it is to wash the dishes? The person who is good at it. Because that job needs to be done correctly and if you're not going to do it right, go spray Windex on something made of glass.
"Retrospectively Alarming Fanfiction" is going to be the title of my memoir.
Where did they find 1950's original Barbie head girl? She has the head squish and everything. O_O
No, this is exactly who we are with a 70 character limit.