I imagine this is the sort of legacy Farley would hope for.

You've gotta retire "savage" dude, you're overusing that one.

I grew up very Catholic as well, and if you follow your gut and pick a church, I'd be surprised if a Father turned you down. It's true there are designated times each week for confession, but that's mostly for the regulars.

I own this baby on VHS and took it for a spin in my Daewoo TV/VCR combo appliance just the other day.

Whether the a company "pays for" anything is not remotely related to this case or the argument at hand. It is established that women would like to "pay" for their birth control through the form of labor to their employer. The issue is that employers aren't going to make it possible for insurance companies to sell it…

On a pool table. His rich family friend's basement. Not recommended; rug BURNS.

I've been the sister in a very similar situation. Long story short: many moons ago, your sister (me), decided we loved you (sister) so thoroughly that I struggle to imagine a scenario that'd shake that shit.

the bay area does happen to be the shit though

I'm drinking.. Way Too Much

First, you are beautiful and worthy and not to be blamed. Second, see First.

Dude no totally go over for a sec

I really, really feel for ya. For me, one of the dumbest parts of the struggle was the constant assumption, by him (them) and others I confided in, was that the problem was the result of some flaw of my own. The dude's sexuality is always the baseline, normal, the status quo.

Dangerous real life situations rarely pan out the way we picture them in our heads. People who enjoy the power of threatening others generally do not take kindly to "being taught a lesson."

I went HAM (HAAAAM. HAM as shit.) when I was about your age. I'm actually only just a bit older, but the volume just wasn't sustainable. I know what you are feeling. What I can say:

I am so very sorry for your loss and I can't imagine how I would feel after going through something like that. I wish you comfort and love!

You are smart and you are worth it and everything you feel about that hope is correct. "Stubbornness, maybe its pride or spite," - whatever it may be, continue to listen.

Mine's a rhyme play off my name. And I like sammiches!

Funny, I picked all my partners on looks first. Do not pass go unless you're attractive.

Wanda is the best, the end

If you are close, I think you should place the ad. I never answered them, only read them - until I read some woman's recount on a blog of how she placed an ad and got 100+ responses, mostly hilariously bad, but one or two she was interested in. At the time I was thought that it would be a great experience to…