Stay sandy, taco.

Reminds me a little of my dad's approach to gifts. The man is a big, bearded blue collar worker with a heavy accent who loves Diet Coke, his garage, and above all, being whimsical. I wrote a poem in my tweens about how he'd "give me the world if I asked", so for Christmas he got me a globe. One Christmas during…

I came here thinking: it's gotta be the habit. I feel justified.

Simular thing happened last summer at my restaurant, but it was another customer who was so kind. I had an elderly woman dressed to the nines sit in my section one night. She was alone and told me that it was her 56th wedding anniversary and that she and her husband always came to town to celebrate at our…

Bling and apple bottom jeans? Wow. I have a feeling that you're actually just a racist who resents black patients and assumes they're all on welfare and/or drugs whether they are or not. It really terrifies me that you work in an ER and are responsible for people's lives and well being.

I can't wait for old man Kanye rants 50 years from now.

I thought Rachel Roy or Rhianna were Jay's side chicks?

Indeed. It amazes me that how not letting someone who didn't plan ahead in is considered 'road rage'. I'm, sorry, you failed to plan, this constitutes action on my part of exactly nothing.

Thank you being honest! That article broke my heart, too - for the parents and the children. I'm a huge Weingarten fan and discovered him via him humor writing and that article just destroyed me. I force myself to reread it every now and then - not even sure why - it's humbling, I think. It can happen, it can be you,…

MoGlo, I literally couldn't read your piece, as my 21 yo daughter has also been (gang) raped this year by three varsity basketball players at her small Texas school but wanted to say thank you for continuing to shine a light on these crimes. (eta: raped by three, one just encouraged from another room)

Same. Plus if you do report, it obviously wasn't rape, you're just an attention-seeking, jersey-chasing whore who's out for revenge because he doesn't like you anymore (thanks commenters responding to the Winston story!), and if you don't report, it obviously wasn't rape because you would have reported it if it was. …

I think your point was more "I'm a self-important dickhead with no valid point to make, so I'm just going to connect the dots on buzzwords and hope no one notices the fact that my entire comment, as well as the subsequent explanation, was completely intellectually bankrupt."

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

Fuck you,

that's fucked up but she's a kid and ri is a grown woman. she's probably feeling vulnerable and defensive with so much backlash and online abuse targeting her, and then fueled by the idol herself. I might have done something similar at her age had I been provoked in such an extreme way. these things are difficult…

Is he spraying or peeing? Spraying is behavioral. Males cats that are actually peeing/not peeing in places they normal wouldn't/would may have a UTI. It's apparently kind of common in older mail cats - my Pumpkin had this. Took him to the vet, gave him an extended release antibiotic shot, and he was all better. If…

Your cat may have a crystals in its urine. Giving ours tinkle tonic in their water cleared up any issue like that.

Does anyone have tips for maintaing a good work/life balance? I get stressed out so easily; and because I have a HUGE fear of failure, I put work off until the last possible minute and then rush to finish it into time, which stresses me out even more. On top of that, I feel like I have no time to see my boyfriend, and…

It's now more than three weeks since I've heard from my boyfriend of eleven months. I'm going to send him this. But I'll probably add a little profanity.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.