I will never, ever, ever, EVER do a customer-perspective one of these, ever, and your comment highlights why. I wrote this earlier:

A good gf of mine is a great respiratory therapist. (You ought to know, a good respiratory therapist is a nurse's best, best friend. Manage that airway, babe!!) My pal also happens to be African American. Some old coot rejected her as his therapist because, black. His respiratory status deteriorated to the point he…

You arrogant shit scum. I'm a woman. I get the harassed every fucking day in ways your arrogant ass can't imagine. You still have male privilege. You have options I can't even dream of. What the fuck do I do? Get a sex change and a height transplant? Do you have any fucking clue what women deal with every…

THIS! I love that whenever there is an article critically looking at how female nudity is represented (not female nudity in general-just how it's represented-nuance people) men climb onto the comments section to tell us to "calm down" or "get over it" blah blah blah. And now when we have one article on ab worship all…

Christ, is there ANY group whinier than any kind of man? OMG, you might have to break a sweat! ....in your overpriced health club. Totally comparable to slavery or the systemic rape, abuse, and chatelhood that were womens' lot till the last century in the US———and which still makes up womens' lives in vast parts…

Suicide among men, eh? How about blaming it on toxic patriarchal macho culture, that forbids men from expressing feelings until the boat finally flips?

I think she is laughing at them for being such rancid jerks. Most women do not carry a measuring tape with them to include/exclude potential partners on the basis of their length and girth. It ain't what you got - it's how well you operate it - as well as enthusiasm for your PARTNER'S pleasure.

I love it when whiny bros compared doing a few crunches to picking cotton under the lash.

I know at least four people (including myself) who all found serious relationships from Tinder. I guess we were all doing it wrong.

I've joined sites for the sole purpose of seeking out NSA sex. I still appreciated an initial "hi" or similar non-threatening opening and would have run screaming from references to punching and farts in a first message. Why would anyone sabotage themselves like this when their objective is to make someone feel at…

That one is my favorite, BY FAR. The hang loose hand is such a good touch.

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Whoever has the gold makes the rules?

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

I suddenly understand all those dudes always chiming in to reassure women that chubby ladies or little breasts or whatever also give them boners. Because my first reaction is to say, "But I like skinny guys!" I guess I prefer men to be sort of lean and noncut, which I didn't know I prefered. Because all these pictures…

So...I'm a bit of hypochondriac. I have this prickly tingly pain in my calf and my toe randomly pulses. Just started today. I ate a banana in case it's a cramp (never had a cramp before). Reassurances? According to WebMD I'm pregnant and have cancer and a blood clot. What are some of the cool things about your…

Try to let it go. I know that shit hurts, but contacting her will not changed what happened. Just be happy with who you are now.

Um, what? Dtmf, he's just not that into you.

I moved to my current city (sf Bay Area) knowing nobody. I've been here seven years now and just last night, while biking home from my favorite whiskey bar, I was thinking about how happy I am that I came here.

It was my birthday this week. It was actually nice; however, I had a holy shit I'm in my mid-thirties moment. Not in a bad way. Just can't believe I'm my age, and really my life is nowhere near what I thought it would be. But that's fine. However, I had a wonderful dinner and spent a great day with family and friends.…