EAT SHIT AND DIE!

Jesus, if that isn't the heartbreaking face of poverty, I don't know what is.

Yep. Wear skirts to interviews, skirts to court, skirts to anything with anyone you don't know. This kind of adherence to tradition must be why the legal field is doing so well now.

Where is the commentor known as 'Jane, you ignorant slut'? We must have her take on this!

The only people who don't get why representation matters are people who have never wanted for it.

If you want to employ my sweater
Trip me up as I run away
Punch me twice and I'll soon be helpless
Put my balls underneath your cane

I'm so ashamed I read him when I was younger.

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern

If this shit happens in California, I will revolt. REVOLT.

Binge drinking is bad m'kay, I guess.

I am the monster in this story. I was interning in the summer between my junior and senior years of college in the Washington, D.C. area. A buddy and I went out in Georgetown after an evening spent slamming shots and playing liquor pong.
It should be said here that I have never been good at the bar scene. I spent every…

Are there any updates on the commenter who posted a suicidal comment last night?? :(

You can get a lot of itch right between the tits and in the underboob area. The pictured gal is really small; it gets worse the larger your tits get. Same as ball itch: it's a sweaty area covered by clothing.

I was very much in your same boat when I was a sophomore in high school. What changed things for me was getting involved in activities - music class, volunteer clubs, etc. - where I bonded with people who became very close friends. Junior year was better, and senior year I really hit my stride socially. College and…

No. If I can keep going, you can. WE can. Here is a list of things to do instead of killing yourself, which I got from the Lost Soul Companion (a book for people like us): Drive in one direction until you reach the ocean. Make a BLT. Build a fort. Sneak into a church; enjoy the sunlight and quiet. Just breathe.…

I have a degree in English, and my first job out of college was as an academic advisor at a university. You be surprised how many jobs out there don't require a specific college degree, but just that you have a degree of some sort.

TGIS, I’ve needed to get this off my chest to an audience who might not entirely shut me down or chastise me for “having this coming for majoring in History.”