She's a childhood abuse survivor who grew up to become a successful songwriter (for Aaliyah, Destiny's Child, etc.) before starting a career as a successful solo artist who is notoriously known to push herself to do the best possible work. She's an advocate for adoption. She does charity work to fight AIDS and protect…

Yes, well it's actually violation of the criminal statute "You Gave Me An Owie In My FeeFees 2.1.0.1-B"

Now if he ever got raped, would he tell himself, "Oh well, what did I expect, it's just human nature, I'm really amazed this didn't happen sooner."?

I've never met a white person that felt that way or treated anyone as if they were less human because of their skin color.

So many men DON'T think like this though, so in the same way that women overcome centuries of being told to stay in the kitchen and look after babies, men can overcome centuries of measuring success by finance and resenting women reaching that success.

OK, but for the record, WOMEN are the ones who are irrational and make no sense and are ALWAYS feeling all the feels, right? RIGHT?

Now you know how women have felt forever.

Hands up that you trust Burt's opinion that we'll sob like hungry, angry babies and just skipped right to the comments without reading any of the links.

Five cigarettes at a time. A whole big world full of poops to smoke. This guy has it all figured out. Keep on keeping on, Haji.

Old ladies in the locker room happen to not give a fuck also, and I personally think it is BALLER!! Seriously, I cannot wait for the day when my earthly vessel is NBD, and I can use my tits to loofah my back.

Mahogany, I feel for you, I really do. You might not like this advice. I would suggest you cut off contact with this dude.

Texas doesn't give a flying diddley doo what kind of life the fetus may have post-birth, just so long as it cam be born. It could have absolutely no brain activity, but so long as there is a BEATING HEART(TM), it must be born.

The so-called "Right-to-Life" crowd could care less about the quality of life of this fetus once it is born. Also, if the child is born alive and is severely disabled, who is going to pay for its care?

Can I just say a preemptive FUCK YOU to all the trolls and their insensitive comments about women's vaginas.

Scooter Braun is what I like to call the stains that result from my cats dragging their butts across the carpet.

My first attempt at a Thanksgiving turkey, when I was about 24, ended in a 1am trip to the emergency room and a lumpy second-degree-burn scar on the inside of my left elbow. (The lesser scars on my upper and lower arm - smooth but bright pink - finally faded after about ten years.)

Maybe not that scary but this happened to me. I grew up in New Mexico and was always very into the outdoors, hiking, camping, rock climbing, etc. One summer when I was 19 I went on a 4 day/3 night camping trip near my parents' house on my own. Might sound weird but I had been to this area many times and it was quite…

I edit transcripts for a video production company that makes shows revolving around extreme sports, and a lot of the people know Jack Johnson because of his surfing. We all went to one of Neil Young's Bridge School benefit shows when he was performing, and long story short, we ended up hanging around backstage and…