Aww such a good ending to this one! Yay

"handcrafted by inferior DNA made from God's reject pile" - so awful, so lovely. I am keeping, thank you.

Murder by Numbers! I love how creepy he is in that. At least, I thought he was.

That story hurts my soul.

Science!

lol!!

+1

Ha ha! That last line is too good.

Nicely done

Hell no, I love gardening and do all of it. Guess it's only a male thing to some people.

+10

You forgot Hitler and Pol Pot

Panecito didn't have any good replies left for you stashed up his asshole where he gets the rest of his arguments! YOU WIN

So the male vegetarians I know are... faking it? What about gay men, who don't like tits?

Yeah, but one gets paid

Ha ha, I liked your joke.

Holy shit!!! He also says "faggot" after that. They really aren't good at forming an attractive image for their movement.

Lol!! Hilarious.

+1

"Men" vs. "females" - give us some humanity maybe? Your gross bias is showing.