"I'm not blaming the girl, but why she didn't crush her attackers' skulls between her thighs, tear out their intestines through their stomachs, and break their spinal cords in half with a right hook is, quite frankly, beyond me."

His 26 years in Bristol were spent in service of information, dedicated to the idea of sports as discrete packets of unprocessed data, to be sorted and stored and perhaps later retrieved

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I have no ice cream, yet after reading this I have an ice cream headache. Odd.

While you're at it, Lindy, explain to me why exactly we need feminism, from the beginning, citing sources. I'm just trying to learn and be open, and if you can't do that, you obviously just want to hate men.

lindy west, prove to me that capital letters exist, for free, without swearing. otherwise you are not interested in an open discussion.

Luckily, this guy was wearing scuba gear and escaped unharmed.

So, the lease clause is kind of a gray area, and the Steelers are trying to force it down the throats of the public? I guess teams really do take on the personality of their quarterbacks.

And I hear all the crickets and I'm jumpin like, "What the heck?" So I said, "Nah, I'm going back."

Ewing was never seriously considering UNC even before he went on that trip. Dude just loved to travel.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

"He said he had lost many colleagues."

As someone who lives five minutes from the Pentagon, I can tell you yes, it did happen, and yes, you are a gigantic asshole for asking.

"Pete had a four-star general in the room, one of the army's top guys. Why wouldn't you push the envelope?"

Tell you what, if the guy is interested in a recording of 6 seconds of action and a white guy scoring I've got a few home videos I'd be willing to part with.

John Skipper: Hey Schwabie, who was the MVP of the 1985 World Series?

sssssshhhhhhhhhhh......no one tell Lindy.

I'm married with kids where is my own clothing line?

Phil Esposito was my favorite player for my favorite team, but it didn't mean shit to him.

well, if the top minnesota HS teams could compete with them, then the top new england prep teams would crush them