Jack Dickey, if that is actually your picture, then you have zero right, and I mean zero right, to talk shit about anyone else's inability to grow facial hair. One has the urge to slap a diaper on that face of yours.

Looking at the emails, they seem pretty innocuous. Nasty and gossipy, but not really harassing or indicative of a lack of respect for any group except sophomores.

I'm always baffled by this type of post. The one where the author writes about exactly what she is criticizing. Three-quarters of the post details all the internet mined info she could dig up for Lindsey then the remaining quarter says we shouldn't be writing or reading about this crap because it pulls focus from…

Ummm... jeez Jezebel, hypocrisy much? First you fault the media for tracking down Snowden's girlfriend rather than "holding our country's leaders accountable."

Seriously, you guys. Why are we doing this? I love Jez, but seriously, why the implicit snark? Why make fun of this girl, drag her life out into the open? None of us would appreciate to have our lives dragged into national news like this. Yes, I know it was her social media behavior that enables media outlets to…

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!

Wait, what happened to the concern about her privacy? Are you guys for fucking real?

Ever get the feeling we're deliberately being distracted from something?

Juvenile Macular Degeneration Sufferer Gets Tougher With Juvenile Degenerate

The rest of the FSU student body is required to go through a rigorous process where they learn what “No” means. It’s called applying to the University of Florida.

Good news, everyone! The Gawker Crackstarter project that started the questionable trend of affluent web barons asking people to both fund their costs of doing business by crowd-sourcing the funds to pay drug dealers for "supposedly verified" incriminating videos ... and then keeping the money and not purchasing the…

Can we all just agree that calling someone "sassy" is tacitly offensive? It's the "bless your heart" of adjectives.

Every time I see that top photo, I can't help but think of this:

Hmm. I guess this is supposed to be striking a blow for feminism. You bust out some 3rd wave feminist terms here to make your case. However, I'm about to drop another layer of feminism on you.

“Here Lindsey is in this custom-made gown, feeling like Cinderella, and she has to get up and do a drug test,” sniffed one source.

"If I told you that kids will become obese, or some filmmaker will destroy his kidneys with big macs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But if I scald one, little old lady, well then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!"

Dear Geoffrey Miller: Don't presume to lecture anyone on "willpower" while issuing mea culpas featuring the word "impulsive."

The good news is that, after completely failing her only duty on the IndyCar track despite the seemingly overreaching help of sport officials and undeserved media attention, she has been promoted to NASCAR.

It's horrifying that the most sane thing coming out of Fox News is from the person who said pepper spray was a food product.

Is it just me, or is "pussification of America" just code for "the recent inability to say wildly offensive or racist things in a public forum without consequence"?