I remember when this was "College students loathe Facebook allowing high school students in"

You know, I've held my tongue for a long time but I have to say that I'm sick and tired of this stuff being normalized and shoved in our faces and we are supposed to accept it like it's ok and natural. Well I refuse to. Playing an NFL game over a dirt baseball infield is an abomination and I won't have it broadcast…

Lindy West is truly obnoxious. God I hate her.

Anyone who starts a sentence with "Must be nice..." is usually a blowhard.

Yeah, I started reading this, realized I didn't like it, then thought "Is this another Lindy West piece?" It was.

Since Lindy didn't do a great job describing the situation, here's how I pictured it...

Totally agreed. You kicked him while he was sleeping? I'm pretty sure he was just as annoyed to be there as you, the only difference is you're the only one who actually cemented your status as the ass in the story. And then to write about it like "look what an asshole his guy was to me because I'm fat!" You know what…

I mean, he'll mostly be punching his wife.

Previous four movie grades from G&L: B, A-, B, B-. Since you appear to have dropped out of school at a very early age, I'll explain to you that a B grade means "good."

Thank you for telling your story, Julie.

Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

He seems like such a level headed guy..... weird

Trent Richardson must have lost a bet or something too. I heard he has to wear a practice squad jersey to the Colts facility all week.

(*Pelini may rank behind Jimmy Buffett and Larry the Cable Guy in the national consciousness, but they don't go to work on national television with "Nebraska" emblazoned on their shirts.)

Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett are different people

Well, if it makes you feel better there'll be a massive backlash in a year or two.

Actual Phil Ball self-defense, from comments there:

I am surprised you can type while you have your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalala"

If any UFC fans have trouble comprehending my posts, try visualizing them in Insane Clown Posse makeup and stuffing food stamp applications into an empty crate of store-brand Mountain Dew equivalent to make them seem more familiar.

So, obese now equals normal. Oh America...