Juvenile Macular Degeneration Sufferer Gets Tougher With Juvenile Degenerate

The rest of the FSU student body is required to go through a rigorous process where they learn what “No” means. It’s called applying to the University of Florida.

Good news, everyone! The Gawker Crackstarter project that started the questionable trend of affluent web barons asking people to both fund their costs of doing business by crowd-sourcing the funds to pay drug dealers for "supposedly verified" incriminating videos ... and then keeping the money and not purchasing the…

Can we all just agree that calling someone "sassy" is tacitly offensive? It's the "bless your heart" of adjectives.

“Here Lindsey is in this custom-made gown, feeling like Cinderella, and she has to get up and do a drug test,” sniffed one source.

Dear Geoffrey Miller: Don't presume to lecture anyone on "willpower" while issuing mea culpas featuring the word "impulsive."

The good news is that, after completely failing her only duty on the IndyCar track despite the seemingly overreaching help of sport officials and undeserved media attention, she has been promoted to NASCAR.

It's horrifying that the most sane thing coming out of Fox News is from the person who said pepper spray was a food product.

Is it just me, or is "pussification of America" just code for "the recent inability to say wildly offensive or racist things in a public forum without consequence"?

He doesn't look like a thief. That guy on the right does, though.

Natick is glad to be rid of all things Flutie. Only Darren is left and his kid will be a Sr at the HS. Once he onto BC then their existence can be scrubbed from history

"The comments I made were just plain wrong, and in no way do they reflect what the university stands for. They were a poor attempt at humor and entirely inappropriate."

I'm sure crowds of chanting German people didn't unnerve anyone in Boca Raton.

The really shocking thing about all of this is that by firing those 2 guys, Chivas reduced their home attendance average by 30%.

Once again, Deadspin resorts to mockery of those who take a moment to marvel at their God-given 2nd Amendment rights.

He has gay relatives and loves them and treats them equally...except when it comes to gay marriage. Got it.

Just so everyone's clear, Adrian Peterson has two children and no wife.

Really putting effort in on the articles eh? Deadspin constantly rags on ESPN but at least ESPN can string together more than 1 sentence when they call it an article. Perhaps you should post everything AP said so people understand the context under which he said those comments.

It was clearly a problem when he told profs he had never met his study partner and oh yeah, she died of cancer recently.

porn can, in some instances, serve as a kind of sex manual for the uninitiated.