Of course the dyno gave up, it happened in New France.

At first I was sure this had to be a fake. But then I saw that Lewis was already 10 yards behind the play.

That linesman is just saying what everyone is thinking. I don't use the term hero often...so I won't here.

"You know how we're making hundreds of millions of dollars?"

Also: ESPN's parent company Disney is apparently asking all divisions to cut costs.

New Orleans Jazz, Charlotte Hornets, Utah Grizzlies, Minnesota Lakers, Memphis Kings, Seattle Supersonics, and Los Angeles Rufies. Problem solved.

[goes to trophy shop]

RIP.

Dwight Howard's teammates made a similar show of solidarity this season by also acting like they didn't give a shit.

"Jenny, if you tell me what happened, it'll all be forgotten."

"The Eagles are a strip mall fitness center."

"I wish I could tell you that OJ fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew."

The glove obviously won't fit again anytime soon.

Journalism!

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

No surprise he was trying to steal a Mustang. He's been stealing from the Fords since he was drafted.

It's a shame that GMs these days only want to know how far you can punt a football.

Scantily-clad Catholic Schoolboy is Sore, Looser

[Miller Park employee briefly stops working and looks around suspiciously]