When questioned about it, Patrick Roy said he couldn't hear because he had two Stanley Cup rings in his ears.

Or you know, you could be a good dad and keep that little fucking tidbit to yourself, so maybe your adult daughter doesn't now have the thought constantly in her head (and the entire world aware) that I was just a bad set of teeth away from being a blowjob.

1. History of homophobia

He went in to pick up his check, came home, supervisor called him about four o'clock, told him he got him on tape stealing boxes.

Seems like hers will be the only house having more adults egging it than kids.

Every single item on that list seems like what was the seed of a good idea (and what most people in adult relationships already have) magnified through decades of resentment and bounced checks to PUA seminars to a ridiculous whiny magnitude..

Misattributed. Originally spoken by Strom Thurmond.

Sriracha- catnip for white people.

Rams should run one in swooping like an airplane then crashing into the goalpost.

Judging by the retweets from @BestFansStLouis, not all Cardinals fans are feeling particularly forgiving.)

Good point; they were certainly rare at the time. Kate Chopin is the only one even close to a contemporary that I can think of, and even that's not a direct comparison in a lot of ways.

I'm not in favor of banning anything, except the kind that come through a common concensus that an artistic work is without merit and that nobody should pay attention to it.

It pales in comparison to your lengthy masterpiece of defense of the work in question.

"If you think folks who minimize the horrors of slavery and yearn for the gentility of the antebellum South need this movie to do it"

"Ah is free, Miss Scarlett. You kain sen' me nowhar Ah doan wanter go," but Mammy remains duty-bound to "Miss Ellen's chile"

Congratulations on making a beautifully phrased rebuttal to an argument I didn't make.

It doesn't reflect, it glorifies. The horseshit romantic image of the antebellum South lingers largely because of the continuing influence this movie has on popular culture.

I'd love to buy it and torch it on camera.

Oh, Doug. You can always cheaply win my affection with a throwaway Judge Dredd reference.

+1 long, prolonged struggle not to laugh