One of the smartest things Trey and Matt did with their shortlived That's My Bush! sitcom was to hire her and give her plenty of screentime.

Keselowski had already earned his place as the closest thing in NASCAR to a contrarian, who would actually say something about NASCAR's bad ideas. The problem is that he stayed a contrarian when (against all odds) NASCAR had a good one.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

She's a managing director at Goldman Sachs and she's married to Ted Cruz.

Cool story, Lindy. I doubt it's the kid's fault his parents are lame, but good on you for humiliating him in a headline regardless.

Meh. He wasn't cashing in, he actually was a Marine at one time, and he didn't load his jacket up with shit he didn't earn like WWI medals.

Well it's derivative, but there's also the old saw about the most dangerous place on Earth being between Gloria Allred and a TV camera.

True story- two years later, a TV news camera brutally assaulted and killed the man she loved, and since then she's made it her life's mission to confront it.

Wait- Gloria Allred taking on an important case for powerless people that have actually been victimized?

How about working on an interval technology like "ability to do remakes of classics that aren't generic Hollywood action movies" or even better, "ability to kill or otherwise silence movie executives pushing absolutely unnecessary remakes"

They had shit going in four holes in their head at the same time.

Having been to that museum and spending all of three minutes looking at everything in it, the only way I could possibly imagine it clearing 500k in a year is if they sold 3,000 dollars worth of tchotchkes and then ran 497,000 dollars worth of cocaine out of the back.

Tea Party is not an acronym, Sarah.

Greasy NY/NJ ambulance chaser who specializes in white collar criminals (check his almost-certainly self-created Wiki page) says shitty, sociopathic thing on Fox News.

Mindfuck theological horror guaranteed to scare the shit out of a 10 year old just starting to ask the big questions.

Everytime the fucking moron hosting it flags someone with the barrel, I flinch.

lol there's always one

Insert the 27-syllable euphemism of your choice if you're going to sperg out about it

Well, Anonymous does have the collective power of thousands of socially retarded shut-ins, and if they're kept busy getting attention and hopefully some kind of justice (even if it's petty vigilante justice) on not just the rapists but their accomplices who harassed the families of the victims, instead of say…

Thanks for that. Missed the game and definitely wouldn't have caught that just from the gif.