He's written before about abandoning the Bruins when they sucked, and of course "rediscovered" them when they got good. He doesn't bother following regular season hockey.

Twitter piles on Bill Simmons, feeling the agony as a 3 week-long Bruins fan:

She's a truly horrible writer. I'm so happy her 15 minutes and the horrid subculture it spawned are basically over.

If you're surprised at Anne Rice using needlessly dramatic language, you've obviously never cracked one of her books.

"It's so easy to persecute an older, overweight, unwise, crude, ignorant woman who may very well be a good person at heart who has achieved a great deal in her life."

Maybe anchoring the story with a picture of Dianne Banker Buttlicker Margaret Thatcher Feinstein*, who has been elected just to the Senate alone five separate times (including the most votes in any Senate election in history) isn't the greatest choice.

"The episode wasn't captured and broadcast a million times on every show on MSNBC because TV cameras aren't allowed in the SCOTUS chamber,"

Sigh.

Hmm, Mika Brzezinski being unprepared, unprofessional, and unwilling to stand up for herself when diminished for her gender.

So the correlating data on smell would mean the higher the education level the more likely your house is to smell like a sweating hobo?

I want to start a Tumblr called "Pictures of black people waiting in line to eat at Paula Deen's restaurant"

I see BRF as a challenge. If a co-worker or acquaintance looks like a BRF sufferer, I consider it an accomplishment to crack it. Is that wrong?

I'm sure this is motivated by real heartfelt realization (a la the ex-gay ministry that shut down) and not from a threat to her business model. Since, you know, she displayed such deep introspection and re-evaluated her life and method after her diagnosis of diabetes.

He made USM fans nervous when he refused to acknowledge the growing shitstorm of the 0-fer season publicly, but he made all the right moves later- firing Ellis Johnson's worthless ass, taking drastic steps to fill the debt that previous AD Richard Giannini had left hidden off the balance sheet, and trying to…

I FUCKING LOVE HOAPITALS

Considering the Southern white women in my family are quite different, uh....yeah?

In 1991, Odone became the editor of The Catholic Herald,resigning in 1996 in order to be able to finish her second novel, A Perfect Wife.

Ah yes, if you have a bunch of successful offensive snaps you'll probably win.

Google "Louisiana nutria bounty".

Was this (impending story) the reason behind his "bullshit at College Station" tweet?