Hmmm a Gawker Media site getting uppity about the spirit of Kickstarter being hijacked by rich folks trying to save their own money, nope not a single drop of hypocrisy there

I'd like to see some kind of gonzo filmmaker make a project out of sticking a mike in the face of every actor that appears in a Polanski or Woody Allen film and asking them to explain those directors' innocence.

You might or might not be forgiving of pedophiles, but you're pretty damn actively apologetic for at least one of them

This is like the 1150th worst thing Nestle does this year.

That's not a very scientific explanation, though. If Kate Dries is literally going to call the Orthodox Jew population a bunch of inbred retards in a throwaway quip, maybe she should post some actual proof of it.

Why? There's no fucking point to this.

Instead of talking about these douchebags can we just talk about how fucking great Zoolander was?

Harvard professor is unrepentant elitist asshole?

"Faced with increasing special education needs for their children (limited gene pools, remember)"

If you take your kids to Disney theme parks, you're obviously committed to something involving parenting (even if just your self-image of being a good one).
More committed than I'd ever be, in fact

People who write columns advocating other parents not take their children to Disneyland should be forced to sit them down and tell them "Mommy and Daddy are rich from telling other Mommies and Daddies what to do, but we're trying to be morally consistent. Plus I'm too busy writing parenting columns to actually be a…

"Abdominal investigations" sounds like the most British euphemism for anonymous gay sex there is.

The what?

I was just making a joke containing the basic accusation that Galliano was blaming dope for making him racist when it was probably just him being a racist that did drugs. I promise there's no such thing as Nazi cocaine :)

It obviously doesn't (or damn well fucking shouldn't) apply here, but what about defense of property that is vital to someone's livelihood? An owner-operator trucker shooting someone stealing his rig? A remote farming family shooting someone stealing their combine?

I've also heard of people, whether an inability to confront responsibility for their own beliefs or just an innate lack of reflectiveness/intelligence, blaming their racist beliefs on whatever environmental factor they think they can get away with as an excuse. (Keep this on the hush-hush, but it's also far more…

Child porn? Female sex trafficking?

The beauty of it is how circular it is- it's an Onion story that is actually funny so it really does feel like you're back in 2005

Now imagine if Nick Denton had managed to use like .1 percent of his on-record personal wealth (or a laughably smaller percentage of his off-record wealth) to just buy the video.

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