Yeah, because that one worked out so well

The Onion absolutely crushed this one.

Now update this with some shit like Group B, the old turbo Indy cars, NHRA, Pike's Peak hill climbers, etc

Kinda sad how ingrained my Pavlovian bacon response is.

The real ending comes a few years later when everyone is over Aubrey Plaza.

I can sympathize with Galliano, one time I bought an eight-ball that turned me into an incredible racist. No idea what they were putting in that batch. Snort a line, Sieg Heil, repeat.

Condolences to the TBS production staff.

THOSE INSENSITIVE BASTARDS (annotates all over the one face of the one guy in title picture that is funny looking)

Hey everybody remember when Roseanne was a groundbreaking feminist comic?

The list of things that Saxby Chambliss does not understand is quite long, and neither begins nor ends with that quote.

Damn. Is there a flowchart for this stuff?

Wow. Now imagine how many more threats you'd be getting from these fucking morons if you actually were somewhat effective in presenting your arguments on Bell's show.

Surprised he didn't go from tetanus.

Penelope Cruz is now "age-appropriate"?

Slappin' heads for Jesus now.

wow holy shit. Great find, thank you.

For a few minutes as the news broke, it was Gawker's lead too.

Lagerfeld looks down from his crow's nest, a cobalt blue glassy phallus thrusting from the top of his exquisite 37 room mansion. Imported crystal and glass comprised the entire structure, mined from every continent, melted and reforged by the finest Brazilian craftsmen that his lifetime's wealth could acquire. …

The intent when used earnestly is "that's not the real me", but it's so laughably a "get your ass back to Twitter and apologize" directive that we all see how empty it is.

If UNM's General Counsel doesn't have this guy's department sending over every piece of paper this guy has ever touched, right this fucking second, he's not doing his job.