"It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards."

It's sad how much I would probably pay for a TV sports package that included June football. I honestly could not fucking care less about where it was played.

The Clippers name came about because of San Diego's large maritime and sailing history and culture. Granted, it's not as dumb as the other ones on the list, but it's still a mismatch.

(Full credit to @bizort)

She was fired shortly thereafter for causing debris cautions that actually involved something on the track.

Jim Kelly has lost:

My thoughts exactly.

It's actually quite beautiful, in a way

"Oh, except when the harassment is done by a Democrat, of course."

lol Greg you did it

It's spelled "hypocrite".

Depends on who you choose to believe, really.

Shame John Herrera retired, then.

No argument here. It's a tremendous personal moral failing, and sadly enough, probably one of the least-emphasized parts of the whole Lewinsky affair.

It's spelled "misogynist".

100,000 dollars fixing two Dodge Chargers?

As a dude, I'd like to thank Mike D for taking one for the team and giving men everywhere an excuse for when they don't feel like it.

If Mark Davis has skin this thin, I look forward to an entertaining decade. Are there any Bay Area gadflies to the equal of Steinberg's DC Sports Bog (which does great work raising Snyder's blood pressure)?

Roll cages actually are a bigger danger if you're not wearing a helmet, aren't they?

I understand what your intention is, but "just asking for it" carries a connotation of judgement, as though you were doing something needlessly risky and God (or whatever) answered back with poetic justice.