Lesson learned, kids- chewing tobacco can kill you.

Knowing what we know about Nicholas Sarkozy, would we expect him to tolerate and co-habitate with a woman whose opinions rose above doormat-level?

Good article, thanks for the heads-up.

Shame on you, Tracie. McCarthy is an "autism activist" like Christopher Hitchens was "interested in religion".

Not really a new thing, is it? It's long been one of the go-to tricks for abusive assholes to tie their victim down with a kid, to raise the bar for leaving the abusive relationship.

Crab ethics.

Remember when camps only coalesced around good athletes?

Reallllly curious how much General Mills is slipping into Denton's pocket now.

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

HOLY SHIT! A conservative mouthpiece gets their hackles raised and then takes the liberal position on an issue when that issue actually affects them personally?

The internet was rough on publishing but it looks like Paladin Press is really, really circling the drain.

It costs 15k for a dog that doesn't have redeye in every picture?

If that was true, that'd make me a huge Francis Bean fan, except it's not true at all, because

I'm not upset that Danica is attractive.

Grrr damnit reaching for a Colin Powell joke but just can't coalesce

It's not you.

Spanish = Mexican, right?

Watch any Fox broadcast. It'll be the driver that Darrell Waltrip is defending so hard you wonder if he actually has ideas about getting into her pants.

Yeah, Donlavey yanked the stickers before even running them. I remember it was pretty much the biggest Cup-level sponsorship scandal for many years.

He stole the #90 ride from Dick Trickle too, so fuck him.