The running lanes in front of Chris Ivory are opening up before he even takes a snap. Glorious.

When your wife is referred to a chiropractor by an actual (military!) doctor, make sure to go with her on that first visit.

Guy had an awesome sense of humor too.

I'd like to see a side-by-side of Chang's previous work concerning other (male) pols to see if this is really an issue.

I guess Chris Brown is just taking care of other needs then.

hey so it turns out there is something worse than a rape joke

That is Sheila Jackson Lee. She is a shitty human being and a shitty legislator. Do not give her any of your votes.

Meanwhile the other 99 percent of small business owners across America keep their fucking mouth shut and conduct business as normal, keeping their opinions to themselves or at least away from customers.

McAuliffe is a grade-A shitbird and a pretty prime example (probably 1A with Rahm Emmanuel) of the kind of lizard the Democratic Party needs to leaving behind.

I'm happy to see the momentum of media coverage on shit like this is growing and continuing, even if the details of each specific case are usually enough to horrify.

So we celebrate the lifelong commitment of loving same-sex couples by removing the side barriers, putting in banked turns guaranteed to pitch you off the side, and having that bastard you passed five minutes ago zoom by you at lightspeed?

Hang both posters up.

Yeah, I'm certainly not about to hold a pity party for Lucy Liu, she's been a tremendous success. But still, some roles are largely closed to her, and that shit ain't right.

The answer is that they're both brave, and that anyone writing off such an emotionally devastating health choice as just "logical" is a cold, unfeeling bastard. Or more likely, a complete ignoramus.

Well sure, if you want to be a reasonably well-adjusted fucking human being about it.

Well, if the guy wants all those crappy parts taken off his GT-R I'm sure Hennessey will be happy to do it for him.

DOH!

What the fuck is the point of this article?

Yes, but she's still actually getting the roles. Even though her box office continues to tank, she continues to get the roles that Liu isn't even offered.

Chalk much of it up to her reputation as a difficult diva.