Such a viewpoint makes one ipso facto not an idiot :)

Yay. He placed in the top half of an imaginary speedlist for a NASCAR feeder series (in top dollar equipment).

Every single person in that story is horrible in their own different way. I literally hope everyone involved loses somehow.

ding ding ding

I'd hate to see all of them disappear, but the cartoonishly large ones need to go. I don't even find anything over maybe 2 inches tall attractive; they just look ungainly and painful.

Seems like their commitment to the whole "crazy fucking women won't sleep with nice guys" ethos is surprisingly steadfast.

Yeah, pretty cool.

Apologies, then. I saw the comment on the first story and jumped to conclusions.

So Deadspin rips into ESPN for their sourcing mistakes, but doesn't credit a commenter in the original post on Suarez for bringing it up.

I can't stand people with books to sell that try to reduce either gender to a set of preprogrammed stimuli and their effective responses. It turns the greatness of a partnered relationship into an attempt to go through a series of listed actions to get the right responses.

Suspended, fired, retires at end of year?

I think I'm gonna do what America does best for the rest of the week-

only TWO CAPITAL LETTERED PHRASES, expressed coherent thoughts, very nice improvement

why the blurred faces?

It's a well known fact that owning luxury goods make a person totally content and peaceful

Good god more of this on Deadspin please. I love in-depth breakdowns like this on sports I don't normally follow.

Maggie was somewhat of a looker herself in her younger years. Let's hope young Amanda never stumbles on MeMaw's phylactery.

Hope she has her head on straight and has a happier ending than the last "Female Jordan" the WNBA had.

The best of the "shut up and let the game happen" play by play announcers. Classy, perfect broadcasting voice, perfect complement to Madden when he was at his peak.

If only we had sent Will Johnson to meet Bridget von Hammersmarck. So much blood would have been saved.