Why'd you have to remind me this way?

I'll be more inclined to celebrate the studio after the game is released and is what they promised it to be.

Now all apple fans can live out their fantasy and simulate fucking an apple product.

That would be wonderful. Vita is a great little system for all these indie titles.

"Okay folks, thanks to a poorly written commercial, and mandates from false advertising law, I now run this place. First order of business; I'd like to be an equal opportunity employer. So, I'm firing all the men. Your loss if you didn't have a secondary lined up. Second, no more of these "Assassins". Marketing groups…

I actually won on the free spin, if you count a hooked impaler winning. I really wish it wasn't just in game. It could come in handy.

It DOES in fact have a no purchase necessary option.

"We have so many studios that we don't give a fuck anymore! Here, Montreal just ditched our massive subsidies so we're giving the entire studio away. Ubisoft, we don't give a fuck."

Unless there's a "no purchase necessary" loophole with this, isn't this simply gambling? Yes, you get one free spin, but to increase your odds you have to spend money. Seems like online gambling at that, which is illegal in most US states, yeah? I'm not a lawyer, though. Just a Detective.

Wait, I can win "the Assassin's Creed Studio in Montreal"?

Wait... is this US ONLY!?!?!? it's a canadian company!

I'm the developer. It's good to be on Kotaku once more. Last year's article and comments had a huge impact on my design.

if you'd like to call it "minecraft in space" then it's only fair to call minecraft what it is: "Lego Builder: The Game".

When you go past 5 stars you reset and end up as 2 stars

Is it weird that when I read "Minecraft In Space" with an echo similar to what is done on this sketch from the muppet show?

Someone needs to do this, but for Hannibal. I can only imagine how pretty it'd all look stitched together. What? The murders on that show are almost pieces of art. Watch it and be amazed!

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."