At the moment zombies are so far and few between that if they only walked, they'd do nothing in this game, unless you went AFK in the middle of some.

Yeah, a dead game genre (survival) on a dead platform (PC) sold a million copies in alpha state.

Such a terrible movie.

Oceania power!

This is actually the first time ive ever seen zombies in this game! Ive not played it, but all i see on games websites is about how much of a dick players are being to each other! Its quite amusing.

So let me get this straight a mod turned into a full fledge game that hasn't even gone beta yet has sold a million copies. That's pretty fucking remarkable. Kudos to Mr Rocket Hall.

Wait, One million players in an early alpha game?

I think we're on to something here...

Wow, Mugatu can really turn it OUT.

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I don't know about you, but that extended Red Band trailer with Sins of our Fathers got me more pumped then any other piece of media last year.

I'm going to take further issue with this -

Initial Goal - $800,000
Crafting - $2,500,000
PVP - $3,800,000

The idea that crafting and PVP would require more than 3x the initial goal to be met in order to be included in the game when it's three years away is absolutely ludicrous.

Where's our PC version? Didn't he demo his new engine with a PC?

I'd like to see how the definitive edition stacks up against the PC version on max settings.

Would almost consider buying it again. Wonderful game. Top 3 of 2013 for sure.

Team Meat can do no wrong for me. This just looks absolutely ridiculous and I can't wait to get my hands on it.

Nothing, it did that on its own.

Have at you, lady of the evening!!!

I got my mum to try Sleeping Dogs once. She decided to take my High Roller Tuono out for a spin around Hong Kong.

I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas which is awful. Worst acting and graphics I've seen on the PS3. A boring retread of Fallout 3. I'm getting tired of Bethesda's rote 'kill/fetch' games. :|

Given your stance, thank you for reading Kotaku online and not holding out for the print version!