the best writing advice i’ve received is to use only as many words as needed to communicate my point. i now pass this lesson on to you.

as a frosthaven backer i couldn’t be more amped for this game. the major weakness of gloomhaven is the boilerplate fantasy narrative, and literally any effort expended to add a bit of nuance to that is welcome—especially considering how sophisticated the tactical gameplay is.

children don’t typically have money. now, granted, these are probably scalpers, BUT in the event that these cards are destined for the hands of each adult’s child or children, i’m kind of glad they weren’t there. they would’ve been endangered. 

you must’ve been there

adult content should only be between a man and a woman, not a man and a machine!

the reddit nerds are, on balance, mostly good.

celeste and inside are also games that a LOT of people already own...

...and i’m sure there are those gamers who already own the game on steam simply looking to keep their “platforms” looking more uniform. i definitely picked up super meat boy for free on epic even though i’ve probably bought it on three other systems. 

absolutely not. it was terrible. a few great visfx aside, it was such a let-down after that pretty amazing prologue sequence. 

...that’s where the Esports Fighting Tournaments come in.

what an unbelievable piece of shit

the paper bag test thing irks me—can’t wait for there to be so much representation and diversity and games that there’s room for bigots of every race, culture and creed. 

i don’t think you’re taking into consideration the effect of dramatic lower loading times on quality of life. you can now just drop into and out of games basically on the fly. 

...okay? still selling better than the ps4. 

the problem with the film is, incidentally, not that it takes itself too seriously, but that it was made by imbeciles.

i know i know. it’s not worth splitting hairs over, hahaha

hornet may not even be at 5% of the game...

i think we’re at a point as a community where we recognize that Sekiro is not Dark Souls — Sekiro is its own special form of pain. you want to say Sekiro is more difficult than Hollow Knight? hahaha. Sekiro is quite possibly the most difficult game ever made. it’s its own genre. and i would not be surprised if Elden…

wow, an article that’s actually about what it’s like to play a contemporary game.

Call of Duty 2