considering how much he’s making from these netflix specials, i assume he’s not hurting for passing up on comedy central. 

of course it was a beta test, for which i excused the rough edges. but it’s difficult to imagine them doing a complete 180 on some of the more core characteristics of the game, in such a short frame of time before release, which is precisely why i will wait for reviews. it’s the intelligent choice.

we’re discussing daemon x machina-where are these reviews you’re referring to?

daemon x machina is a serious question mark after its poor beta test. i would not blind buy that game.

someone needs to reach out to him and let him know, before the effects will become irreversible.

what’s the x stand for? is this the hardcore gay porn football league? are guys literally going to be going at it on the field like bunnies, or what?

congratulations—you’re describing yourself.

i hate that nerds are, have always been, and remain, fetishists of consumerism, like bums roving from place to place with carts full of plastic junk, smiling and singing to themselves. 

Maybe they can get Ulver to take over. 

right... coming together at the last minute like the master chief collection. and halo 5.

it’s not like microsoft has much choice, though, right? they have no other exlcusive franchise capable of launching consoles with.

i realize this is satire but please save your brain cells!

*chasing amy fisting gif*

tim horton’s waffle breakfast sandwich was pleasantly surprising. i’m actually sad it was a limited time deal. i’d eat those all the time.

my first audible lol in many years. 

maybe it’s my inner villain, but this game seems ripe for some ‘planetary genocide’ missions. like ‘clean out the local fauna in advance of colonizers’. just some really problematic stuff. not that i’d play it, but lets be frank the whole game is about resource exploitation, already. they should just go all the way…

i dunno. mononoke, porco rosso, and the wind rises sort of dispel the idea that all his films are alike.

considering how delayed this investigation is, do you really expect they’ll find anything at all? epstein has had years to destroy evidence.

maybe just bulldozed?

they should’ve done all of this a decade ago. everything the fbi does now is merely performative, to assuage the public rage.