it’s not like microsoft has much choice, though, right? they have no other exlcusive franchise capable of launching consoles with.

i realize this is satire but please save your brain cells!

*chasing amy fisting gif*

tim horton’s waffle breakfast sandwich was pleasantly surprising. i’m actually sad it was a limited time deal. i’d eat those all the time.

my first audible lol in many years. 

maybe it’s my inner villain, but this game seems ripe for some ‘planetary genocide’ missions. like ‘clean out the local fauna in advance of colonizers’. just some really problematic stuff. not that i’d play it, but lets be frank the whole game is about resource exploitation, already. they should just go all the way…

i dunno. mononoke, porco rosso, and the wind rises sort of dispel the idea that all his films are alike.

considering how delayed this investigation is, do you really expect they’ll find anything at all? epstein has had years to destroy evidence.

maybe just bulldozed?

they should’ve done all of this a decade ago. everything the fbi does now is merely performative, to assuage the public rage.

i hate to open this can of worms, but maybe we should discern between child molesters and pedophiles. child molesters/child rapists are those who act criminally on their impulses. pedophiles *have* a sexual attraction to children but many don’t act on it.

halsey is a good public figure but a bad artist. 

watching that gave me chills. superhuman.

like living into senility is some kind of prize

howard stern continues to have a career because, at the end of the day, he comes across as someone who actually gives a fuck—so it’s easier to counterbalance his vulgarity with the impression that he’s actually a pretty complex human. tucker carlson, on the other hand, is just a third-rate windbag, who is only…

it’s not as rare as you’d think for cast or crew to not watch a film once it’s done—especially if one’s role is really unimportant. i have worked on several films in a primary creative capacity and have never attended a premiere or watched a broadcast...although i do tell my friends to watch them.

how much faux shit is in your ‘real’ burgers at this point? fast food is notorious for using ‘extenders’ -basically sawdust, to fill out your processed meat.

nope it’s not a gimmick. try it for yourself. when it comes to fast-food beef, which already tastes like nothing, you may as well get a vegetarian patty that has the same mouth-feel.

i’m a total carnivore, but the impossible and beyond burgers are so indistinguishable from the real thing that i may as well eat them.

these screenshots... wow, this game looks terrible!