howard stern continues to have a career because, at the end of the day, he comes across as someone who actually gives a fuck—so it’s easier to counterbalance his vulgarity with the impression that he’s actually a pretty complex human. tucker carlson, on the other hand, is just a third-rate windbag, who is only…

it’s not as rare as you’d think for cast or crew to not watch a film once it’s done—especially if one’s role is really unimportant. i have worked on several films in a primary creative capacity and have never attended a premiere or watched a broadcast...although i do tell my friends to watch them.

how much faux shit is in your ‘real’ burgers at this point? fast food is notorious for using ‘extenders’ -basically sawdust, to fill out your processed meat.

nope it’s not a gimmick. try it for yourself. when it comes to fast-food beef, which already tastes like nothing, you may as well get a vegetarian patty that has the same mouth-feel.

i’m a total carnivore, but the impossible and beyond burgers are so indistinguishable from the real thing that i may as well eat them.

these screenshots... wow, this game looks terrible!

‘murdica

now there’s a great idea!

my epic game developer account has been targeted by hackers thousands of times. for this reason i refuse to give epic my credit card information. it’s quite simple, really. 

a steal when you realize all snk titles are around ten dollars individually priced, and there are so many gems. unfortuantely i already have most of what’s available in my switch library.

everyone deserves their peace of mind. i think that’s a reasonable expectation.

has it ever been?

to qualify, you have to run your film for at least a full week, i believe, not just one day.

he’s no longer a public figure, nor should his family be expected to carry on as if he is. 

worse for them, or you? they’ve demanded privacy. just respect it. 

except the design feels deliberate in anodyne 2, rather than a compromise. especially when you consider how low fi anodyne 1 was...

i once left 15,000 worth of camera equipment at a takeout counter. i only remembered that i needed that equipment about a half hour and ten miles later. fortunately it was kept safe for me. but yeah, the mind sometimes blanks on absolutely essential shit, especially when you’re already under the stress of being a…

“intents and purposes”

i wonder if it’s actually cheaper to do it live action

you ought to be able to play as a female character in madden. after all, it’s just a game.