it would make no sense for devito to be pikachu here. no sense at all. 

and yet...the film is actually still kind of bad? 

i wouldn’t say the film is good. the narrative feels messy and illogical in parts, moreso than anyone should expect from a hollywood film. the film’s saving grace are the pokemon and the live action actors. the film feels like a proof of concept than a film, and the ending especially was bad, as it is openly aping the…

those sunken beady eyes register themselves as sex offenders

this sounds very messy. totally against his involvement with underaged women, but the adults exchanging nudes with him are equally culpable of being sleazy here.

i believe the point is that he actually does look like a creep

as a gamer but not someone who follows athletes or wwe i had no idea about this, and i wonder if this is the case with many people who picked up mk11? 

i wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the netcode is precisely why dark souls was so long delayed on the switch... sounds like mortal kombat tried to risk simply shipping an unoptimized port. 

indiana jones and the fate of atlantis. took several early childhood years.

...and yet none of the marvel shows could eek out more than two good episodes per season, despite having relatively few episodes!

uncharted 2 was the first game i could share with my family, mostly non-gamers, where they enjoyed the hell out of watching it. 

‘and Nintnedo is now poised to do the same. Tencent had previously requested permission from officials in Guangdong, the province where the firm is registered. They the approval today’

the search is over. we’ve found the potato bandit. it was GodDamnTheseElectricSexPants all along. 

yeah in terms of jedi action, jedi outcast has never been topped. here’s hoping the devs looked at that game for inspiration—with a little uncharted, it seems to be—rather than force unleashed. 

ive been dealing with hackers trying to use my account on epic for years-used only for game development-and this is precisely why i never give them my credit card info, nor will i buy their games. for whatever reason steam has never given me this problem.

Cup O Noodles was Nissin’s name for ramen in North America (perhaps elsewhere too, though i am not going to do the legwork here) -that was common from the 70’s to the 90’s

...and why is he not wearing an undershirt? answer: they’re always ready to get randy.

i think this is why jennifer lawrence is better for the part. she’s more talented at played spiritually dead-eyed. 

just want to say, let’s not discount jennifer lawrence here. i think she has the talent to absolutely nail this character. kate mckinnon is good too, of course. look forward to seeing both interpretations. must suck to be elizabeth holmes right now. at 35, already a pariah!

drop your grudge. you’re poisoning yourself.